Commentaries by Cynthia

If you're single, you've probably heard this question more than once... "Why aren't you married?"

Well, I personally think people should mind their own business, thus concentrating on their own state of marital bliss or hell, but we know that's probably not going to happen. So you might want to pick up a copy of a cute book that is entitled Even God is Single by Karen Salmansohn. It contains witty comebacks for singles. A sample follows:

Married people are not necessarily better catches simply because they were caught. I mean, have you taken a look at some of the married people out there? Hitler got married. Frankenstein got married. Linda Tripp got married. Obviously married people are not superior people.

Meanwhile, look at some of our cool single role models:

Catwoman: single.
Buddha: single.
Aphrodite: single.
The Lone Ranger. Actually, all superheroes are single: Superman, Wonder Woman, Dudley Do-Right, etc.

Then there's The Ultimate Superhero -- God. Also single. And God is even a single-parent household.